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Mr. Bullseye
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◆Your name?
It's a secret.
◆If possible, your age?
It depends.
◆When did you start drawing?
when I was a wee lad.
◆Which hand do you use for drawing?
The one I don't use for other things.
◆Which is easier to draw - male or female?
Androgynous females.
◆Which is easier to draw - long hair or short hair?
Yes.
◆Is it easier to draw the head facing towards the right or the left?
Depends on where the boobs are.
◆Is it easier to draw the side view of the face or the front view?
Yes.
◆What do you have problems with in drawing?
Details and colors.
◆What do you like to draw?
Boobies.
◆Are you a traditional artist or a digital artist?
Depends on if I have diarrhea.
◆Where do you start drawing from?
The beginning.
◆What is your drawing habit that you are aware of?
Drawing.
◆What do you keep in mind when you do lineart?
To breathe.
◆Any tips for coloring/shading?
Practice, practice, practice.
◆How long does it take to finish a piece of art?
How long you got?
◆What music do you listen to while you draw?
All types.
◆How long does it take you to come up with an idea?
How long you got.
◆Your favorite drawing utensils?
Kitchen
◆Your favorite color/the color that you use a lot?
Is black a color.
◆Your favorite style(s)?
All of them.
◆Are you satisfied with your current art?
Never. Always gotta get better.
◆What kind of artist are you aiming for?
All of them.
◆Thank you.
Now please fill in the next columns by writing the names of the artists that match the criterea.
Artists tagged must fill in this baton.
It's a secret.
◆If possible, your age?
It depends.
◆When did you start drawing?
when I was a wee lad.
◆Which hand do you use for drawing?
The one I don't use for other things.
◆Which is easier to draw - male or female?
Androgynous females.
◆Which is easier to draw - long hair or short hair?
Yes.
◆Is it easier to draw the head facing towards the right or the left?
Depends on where the boobs are.
◆Is it easier to draw the side view of the face or the front view?
Yes.
◆What do you have problems with in drawing?
Details and colors.
◆What do you like to draw?
Boobies.
◆Are you a traditional artist or a digital artist?
Depends on if I have diarrhea.
◆Where do you start drawing from?
The beginning.
◆What is your drawing habit that you are aware of?
Drawing.
◆What do you keep in mind when you do lineart?
To breathe.
◆Any tips for coloring/shading?
Practice, practice, practice.
◆How long does it take to finish a piece of art?
How long you got?
◆What music do you listen to while you draw?
All types.
◆How long does it take you to come up with an idea?
How long you got.
◆Your favorite drawing utensils?
Kitchen
◆Your favorite color/the color that you use a lot?
Is black a color.
◆Your favorite style(s)?
All of them.
◆Are you satisfied with your current art?
Never. Always gotta get better.
◆What kind of artist are you aiming for?
All of them.
◆Thank you.
Now please fill in the next columns by writing the names of the artists that match the criterea.
Artists tagged must fill in this baton.
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Tag Tag Tag 70%
11 min read
A friend of mine on DA tagged me sos here it is... finally.
Directions:
Mark which things you have done, then calculate your score by counting the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 100 questions which means that the number you get as your score is also your percentage. Tag 10 of your friends , and re-post as "I do stupid things __% of the time."
1. [] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (Well, it was balcony rails, but it still counts!)
3. [] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head (I used to be blond and I have natural blond highlights.)
7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush (Oh the follies of youth)
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. [x] Tried to pull open a door that said push
Running total: 7
11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (Stupid stairs!)
14. [x] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (Once, and everyone wondered about my short dred)
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it (My hatred of cherry tomatoes is rivaled only by my hatred of Care bears)
18. [] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name (Sometimes I do it on purpose)
20. [x] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot (What self-respecting kid didn't?)
Running total: 14
21. [ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle (Nope, but I've fallen off one)
23. [x] Have run into a closed door (And damn near killed myself)
25. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [ ] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke (I'm good with jokes)
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk (And almost broke my leg)
30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
Running total: 16
31. [x] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it (I had good reason: The guy who told me was a pathological liar)
32. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (I play it off and act like I actually wanted to meet them)
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot (I'm like a lemming)
36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on. (I was sooo angry I did that)
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in (who needs power)
38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard (yep)
39. [x] Walked into a pole (Why the %$#^ would they put that there anyway?)
40. [x] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident
Running total: 25
41. [x] took a picture of someone's eye with the flash on (They deserved it)
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small (I don't wear rings because of that experience)
44. [x] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it (yep)
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it was that you were going to do (I think I have Alzheimers)
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it (ugh)
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up (That chair was possessed)
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye (My hand/eye coordination is crappy)
49. [x] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on (It's kinda kinky)
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair (Hm...how DID that brush melt again? I think it was the curling iron...)
Running total: 33
51. [ ] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil (Crappy hand/eye coordination)
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it (That's my signature move)
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was (I never listen)
55. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were (I guess I can't wait for my next birthday)
56. [x] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on (I'm like a moth drawn to the flame)
57. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day (Of course)
58. [x] Forgot your own phone number (Sometimes on purpose)
59. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it (Uh-huh)
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny (No one ever seems to get the nuances. It's all about the nuances.)
Running total: 42
61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice-versa (I'm very serious when it comes to dancing)
62. [ ] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence (Only when I'm excited)
64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person (Then the explanation for the joke is always excruciatingly embarrassing)
65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side (Yep)
66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions (Trixy teachers)
67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong (Im neva rong)
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it (Then I find them later and its like finding gold)
69. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [ ] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught (My lies are immaculate. It's like second nature.)
Running total: 51
71. [ ] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [x] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [x] Ran into a door jam (I think I ran into everything that has to do with a door)
74. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it (Yep)
76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't (That was my whole childhood)
79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people (Lol. I scared the crap outa this guy in the airport. Ahhh... those were the days.)
80. [ ] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt (Nope. I only became a masochist when I was an adult.)
Running total: 60
81. [x] Put tape on someone else's hair then pulled it off (I was such a mean child.)
82. [ ] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [x] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back (I'm a man, and I still wonder.)
84. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (All the time.)
85. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.
86. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. [ ] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [ ] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant (I knew what would get me a beatin'.)
89. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food (I don't THINK I have...)
Running total: 65
91. [x] As you are writing, you move/moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil (Yep. I think I kinda do it to get all those ideas out of my head and on to the paper.)
92. [ ] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [x] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper (The mummies on TV always looked better for sum reason.)
94. [ ] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours (You keep your toothbrush to yourself.)
95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story ( those always end in a funny way)
96. [x] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren't even paying attention (Indeed it was an interesting book... when I reread it of course.)
97. [ ] You have spelled your own name wrong before (Only three letters. Can't get much simpler than that.)
98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling (There's a hidden meaning to everything.)
99. [ ] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100.[ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth
And the Grand Total Is: 70.
So I guess that's 70%
Anyway, I'm not so "chummy" with people on DA sos I guess I'll tag
ashterblank.deviantart.com/
and
juxtaminute.deviantart.com/
Directions:
Mark which things you have done, then calculate your score by counting the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 100 questions which means that the number you get as your score is also your percentage. Tag 10 of your friends , and re-post as "I do stupid things __% of the time."
1. [] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (Well, it was balcony rails, but it still counts!)
3. [] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head (I used to be blond and I have natural blond highlights.)
7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush (Oh the follies of youth)
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. [x] Tried to pull open a door that said push
Running total: 7
11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (Stupid stairs!)
14. [x] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (Once, and everyone wondered about my short dred)
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it (My hatred of cherry tomatoes is rivaled only by my hatred of Care bears)
18. [] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name (Sometimes I do it on purpose)
20. [x] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot (What self-respecting kid didn't?)
Running total: 14
21. [ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle (Nope, but I've fallen off one)
23. [x] Have run into a closed door (And damn near killed myself)
25. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [ ] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke (I'm good with jokes)
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk (And almost broke my leg)
30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
Running total: 16
31. [x] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it (I had good reason: The guy who told me was a pathological liar)
32. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (I play it off and act like I actually wanted to meet them)
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot (I'm like a lemming)
36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on. (I was sooo angry I did that)
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in (who needs power)
38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard (yep)
39. [x] Walked into a pole (Why the %$#^ would they put that there anyway?)
40. [x] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident
Running total: 25
41. [x] took a picture of someone's eye with the flash on (They deserved it)
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small (I don't wear rings because of that experience)
44. [x] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it (yep)
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it was that you were going to do (I think I have Alzheimers)
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it (ugh)
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up (That chair was possessed)
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye (My hand/eye coordination is crappy)
49. [x] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on (It's kinda kinky)
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair (Hm...how DID that brush melt again? I think it was the curling iron...)
Running total: 33
51. [ ] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil (Crappy hand/eye coordination)
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it (That's my signature move)
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was (I never listen)
55. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were (I guess I can't wait for my next birthday)
56. [x] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on (I'm like a moth drawn to the flame)
57. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day (Of course)
58. [x] Forgot your own phone number (Sometimes on purpose)
59. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it (Uh-huh)
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny (No one ever seems to get the nuances. It's all about the nuances.)
Running total: 42
61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice-versa (I'm very serious when it comes to dancing)
62. [ ] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence (Only when I'm excited)
64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person (Then the explanation for the joke is always excruciatingly embarrassing)
65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side (Yep)
66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions (Trixy teachers)
67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong (Im neva rong)
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it (Then I find them later and its like finding gold)
69. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [ ] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught (My lies are immaculate. It's like second nature.)
Running total: 51
71. [ ] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [x] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [x] Ran into a door jam (I think I ran into everything that has to do with a door)
74. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it (Yep)
76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't (That was my whole childhood)
79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people (Lol. I scared the crap outa this guy in the airport. Ahhh... those were the days.)
80. [ ] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt (Nope. I only became a masochist when I was an adult.)
Running total: 60
81. [x] Put tape on someone else's hair then pulled it off (I was such a mean child.)
82. [ ] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [x] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back (I'm a man, and I still wonder.)
84. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (All the time.)
85. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.
86. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. [ ] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [ ] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant (I knew what would get me a beatin'.)
89. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food (I don't THINK I have...)
Running total: 65
91. [x] As you are writing, you move/moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil (Yep. I think I kinda do it to get all those ideas out of my head and on to the paper.)
92. [ ] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [x] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper (The mummies on TV always looked better for sum reason.)
94. [ ] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours (You keep your toothbrush to yourself.)
95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story ( those always end in a funny way)
96. [x] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren't even paying attention (Indeed it was an interesting book... when I reread it of course.)
97. [ ] You have spelled your own name wrong before (Only three letters. Can't get much simpler than that.)
98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling (There's a hidden meaning to everything.)
99. [ ] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100.[ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth
And the Grand Total Is: 70.
So I guess that's 70%
Anyway, I'm not so "chummy" with people on DA sos I guess I'll tag
ashterblank.deviantart.com/
and
juxtaminute.deviantart.com/
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Back From The Dead
1 min read
I LIVE!!!!!!! I've been away for a while (for various reasons), but now I'm back. Yay!!
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Popping The Cherry
2 min read
Well, seeing as this is my first DA journal entry I kinda want to make it special. Maybe a little champagne, oysters and candles - for that romantic ambiance; You know, that sorta thing. And maybe set the mood with some Daft Punk (there is nothing like getting your groove on to techno). And then entice you by asking which side of an isosceles triangle you like the mostest. However, is that where I want to go with my first DA journal entry? *Shoulder-shrug* Meh.
"Maybe you can discuss the projects you're working on now?!" The Demon on my left shoulder exclaims.
"Well that's a brilliant idea." However, I do not thank him for the idea because everyone knows it is not proper etiquette to thank a demon.
Anyhoo, I am finally working on the Smash Bros. Mash-up idea that has been floating around my head for some time now. I guess I kinda want to take a break from thinking up my own stuffs for a while.
"What about your original work and the unposted stuffs that you carry around in that nifty little booklet of yours?" The Angel on my right shoulder whispers.
"Well I'm still going to do those (and post those), but they will be interspersed between the other posts." I reply, but I do not thank the angel because she's an idiot.
"And what of that tag business that caused you to do this journal entry in the first place?" The Man in my mind asks.
"Well I guess I'll post it in a few." I reply to him, or myself...
"Maybe you can discuss the projects you're working on now?!" The Demon on my left shoulder exclaims.
"Well that's a brilliant idea." However, I do not thank him for the idea because everyone knows it is not proper etiquette to thank a demon.
Anyhoo, I am finally working on the Smash Bros. Mash-up idea that has been floating around my head for some time now. I guess I kinda want to take a break from thinking up my own stuffs for a while.
"What about your original work and the unposted stuffs that you carry around in that nifty little booklet of yours?" The Angel on my right shoulder whispers.
"Well I'm still going to do those (and post those), but they will be interspersed between the other posts." I reply, but I do not thank the angel because she's an idiot.
"And what of that tag business that caused you to do this journal entry in the first place?" The Man in my mind asks.
"Well I guess I'll post it in a few." I reply to him, or myself...
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